In the spirit of laughter (can't have slaughter without it), I've brought back an old collection of in-jokes and funny quips that I've collected so far in life...if any of them catch your eye and you want to know, just ask. In the meantime, I'll keep coming back to update it, so be sure to check back every once in awhile...Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Tome of Hilarity.
- The Muslim thumbs-up
- I've got a daisy of a hand...
- Allow me to...regale you with...the poetry of my ancestors...
- Skeeball!
- Dude, you're going to Hell!
- Recalcitant Twat
- Dicketry (Jukko)
- Road Flares
- L4D Friendship Test
- You cowards! You fucking cowards!!!!
- You'll be fine...
- C'mon guys, Old Testament...Angry God, VENGEFUL God!!!!
- Hanclosky at IHOP
- The city cries out for a hero...
- I am...*Rolls 20-sided die*...pleased to meet you.
- That [bill] was months ago!
- Huzzah!
- Dead Man's Hand
- SpiderHaven
- He didn't say anything, I was punching him in the face!
Monday, December 01, 2008
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About Me
- Last Man Standing
- 27-year-old Systems Analyst living in Lexington and working in West Columbia. I guess you could say I'm a bit of a nerd...technological/mechanical workings interest me, as does self-deprecating humor. I also love gaming with friends, catch me on Xbox Live (gamertag: xGeneral DEATHx) or on the Playstation Network (PSN ID: Deeth82).